In the early 1990s a group of deranged scientists began breeding canine-food hybrids in the event of a near apocalyptic event so that survivors would have the companionship of man’s best friend and also some snacks. The program was shut down almost immediately when a court ruled that it was “like, totally messed up and wrong, what were you idiots thinking?” They have finished only one hybridization, Carl the Corndog, and were forced to let him run free. Some say Carl the Corndog still roams the plains of America to this day, some say he is only a myth, an urban legend, a tall tail…

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